NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh because they know it's true!!!

You are wrong about these. Since you are a guy, you are always wrong.

A friend uses this as his sig on another board

So then the key here is just to NOT get married. Most men just want the sex anyway and you can get plenty of that without being married so why get married and take on all of that grief?

I am so just not touching that. Lots of married guys here. I will just say that I am happily divorced.

If a man is alone in a forest, talking to himself, is he still wrong?

Not if the only words he says are "Yes dear"

That's why I didn't say ALL men.

If he has an imaginary 6 foot tall, thin blonde talking to him then yes, he's still wrong.

6 foot is to tall for a woman. I prefer shorter women.....with a flat head, so I have a place to put my beer.

/hides

LMFLO..
So true.. A gem this is.