http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rK6BjJaAjY


Wheels

I have that song on 45 record was a fun time, kinda 76. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night.

mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

good day to you sirs and girl sirs

Who's a girl sir?

Morning one and all! May you have fair seas and a following wind. You could always break wind in the direction of the stern if a following wind doesn't happen.

How dare you break wind before me!

Sorry darling, didn't know it was your turn!


Man has to be able to adapt and overcome.

Afternoon fellas.


The fart fumes, yes. Otherwise things could get... nasty.

In the time of the great sailing ships, on days where the sea was flat and winds were calm, the crew was fed a steady diet of beans and franks. When the urge hit to fart, they would run to the rear of the ship and fart to stern.

It also explains the meaning of the term "poop deck", since many farts turned out to be more substantial.

now you mention it I have been farting an awlful lot today

And a good day to you as well!!

So you're the girl sir?