Seems the numpties are rather quiet today.
<Knock! Knock!>
Well, who could that be? Let's go see, shall we? Why, it's Mr. Lewis, the Postman. Hello Mr. Lewis.
Hello Mr. Rogered, 20mm, whatever the hell your name is.
Seems you're a little upset today Mr. Lewis, anything wrong?
No, I just feel the need to exact some vengeance on the general population.
Oh my.
I suggest you change out of that sweater. Blood doesn't clean out of cashmere you know.
Oh my.
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Pat Tillman (1976-2004):
4 years Arizona State University, graduated with high honors.
5 seasons National Football League player, Arizona Cardinals.
Forever United States Army Ranger.