Oh, good grief. Mission seven's screenshots were lost in the upgrade to Win7! So the account will be with only one screenie!
You Can't Kiss Your Sister 14 July 1917
0800 hours
Aerodrome infirmaryThe next morning I woke up somewhat confused, and it took me a moment to remember where I was. I had been having a dream about that two seater I had set aflame and the look the observer had given me as I drifted out of the range of the machinegun. The dream changed to where I was in his place, looking back at my Nieuport, the flames of the engine reaching around the dead pilot as I stood helpless to do anything about, the flying machine beginning a shallow dive to the earth. The crackling of the wood and fabric as loud as the wind around me, my clothes beginning to catch fire as well.....which is when I woke up.
A pitcher and a glass was beside the bed, and I sat up, pouring some for myself.
It was odd for our aerodrome to have such a thing as an infirmary, especially one as well appointed as this one. Six beds sat in a room with a large stove in the middle, and there were two smaller rooms on one end. The door to one was open, and I could see a young girl sitting at a chair in front of a desk reading a magazine. The other was closed; if it was empty, then we were to only two present. She looked up at the noise I had made, put down her reading, and walked over to me.
Brunette, blue eyes, and a face that looked as if it was very used to smiling. I was smitten! Her nurse's uniform was topped with an odd white head covering rather than the red cross hat most of them wore.
"Good morning," she said in an accent that was decidely un-French, "I thought you were going to sleep all day!"
"You speak English!"
"And you have your wits about you, too," she continued, giving me a grin. I tried to place the accent, which was almost but not quite British.
I made to sit up against the top of the bed and instantly regretted it - my calf objected in no uncertain terms to being used to push anything. She grabbed me under my arms and pulled me up and back with suprising strength.
"Are you hungry?"
"Yeah, actually I am," I admitted, and she smiled.
"Good. I will bring you some breakfast." and with that she turned and walked right out of the room, passing by a window on the opposite side from me as she assuredly headed to the mess.
I rolled over to my left and looked under the bed. Damnable luck, the chamber pot was on the other side, meaning I'd have to put weight on my right to get it. But time was fleeting - I had no idea how quickly she'd return - and I decided on a quick lunge that netted me a gasp and white lights popping in my eyes as well as the pot itself. That taken care of, I pulled my leg up back on the bed from a seated position with my hands and pushed into a comfortable lounge. The small dresser also had a drawer on it, and it was with glee I saw that much of my personal effects had been placed in it.
I was smoking my second cigarette and doing my best to play Solitare on the covers when the doctor walked in.
"Good morning," he greated me, and I did my best to grin at him. The man was short, fat, bald, ugly, and wasn't speaking English. Not an improvement from what I was expecting to walk through the door! I scooped up my cards as he pushed back the sheet covering my leg and unwound the bandages, revealing the wound. It wasn't a bullet hole, as I expected, but a cut as if I had been stabbed with a knife.
"Shrapnel" was the only word I understood, but I immediately grasped what had happened. A piece of the motor or frame had been knocked loose from a bullet and stuck me just like one. He smiled at me and then left with a knowing look in his eye.
Immediately he returned with four large men who looked pretty unhappy, and then opened the door that had previously been closed. He returned with a tray covered with a towel and a large brown bottle. He sat down the tray and removed the towel to reveal all manner of implements, and handed me a five inch long strap that had been made from looping it against itself until it was about as round as one's thumb. He pantamimed that I should put it in my mouth as he had the men help me into the supine.
One man pushed down on my shoulders, one on my hips, and two grabbed my legs above the knee and at the ankles. I nodded to the doctor.
In truth, it wasn't as bad as all that; the doctor was skilled and was quick about opening the wound further, spreading it open, pouring the solution (which burned tremendously) into it, and then stitching it close. The men at my shoulder and hips were hardly necessary, though my leg did protest and jump quite a bit over my best efforts and needed strenous effort to be held still.
Dripping with sweat, I was shaking like a leaf as they put me back to sitting up after fresh bandages were put on. One of the holders shook my hand before leaving, which I took as a measure of strange admiration.
The nurse came in just as I had composed myself with a small basket. Bread, cheese, poached eggs, and a small carafe which was blessedly filled with coffee! She caught the doctor's eye and went over to him; the conversation was in hushed tones, which made me chuckle. It's not as though they were talking about anyone or anything but me, and it wasn't as if I'd understand what they were saying anyway!
"The doctor said you did very well when he took care of your wound," she said as she walked back over to me.
"What is your name?" I asked, drinking in her eyes.
"Sister Ruth," she replied with a smile in them.
"A nun?" I exclaimed, "You've got to be kidding me!"
"Yes, a nun," she replied with mock scolding, "so you're wasting all of your charming schemes on me, Sergeant Martin Miller."
We both laughed, and in short order I learned that she was from Ireland and had joined a convent in France at the age of sixteen just before the war. Her order had taken to nursing duty, and she had been posted with the nearby hospital; they had detailed her here at the request of the Escadrille Commander when news arrived that I was wounded.
Wandering conversation from here to there in no particular direction, an hour flew by and I was a little annoyed to see the aforementioned owner of this flying show come in with Rene close behind.
Giving greetings to the nurse-nun, he passed my bed and made for the doctor's office. Rene had brought a kit bag full of comforts for me, including a fresh uniform and my razor. He reached into his jacket and pulled out my sock-flask, handing it to me with a grin.
"Get that dirty thing out of here!" Sister Ruth demanded, and I laughed, accepting it. I pushed back the socks, which admittedly were soiled with castor oil and smelled slightly of gasoline to show her the whisky flask within. It was filled with brandy, though, and not coffee, which caught me completely by suprise as I took a large gulp from it.
The Commander arrived as I was sputtering and gasping for breath; and he patiently waited for me to recover myself.
"The understanding doctor says you are to be on bed rest for three days and then light duty for the remainder of a month, after which you can resume flight duties."
"Sounds good," I replied, cheerfully.
"I am not an understanding doctor, however," he continued, "and so you have two weeks, if not less, to be ready to resume duties."
"Sounds good," I said again, keeping the same tone. The laughter crept into his eyes, but it was the only hint of any breaking of the serious visage he presented me.
"Sister Ruth, I have a task for you in addition to your normal duties," he asked with a decidedly softer tone.
"And what would they be?" she said back, suspiciously.
"Teach Sergeant Martin to speak French while he recovers; I think it may take someone very close to God to make it happen."
He nodded at me and began to move to the door, but I halted him.
"Sir," I asked, "how did the rest of the flight make out on the way back?"
"Caught by scouts," he shot back, "two dead."
The next nine days were wonderful for me, as Sister Ruth sat with me outside in the warm French summer air and worked through children's books and common items to help me get a grasp on this foreign language. They were ominous days for the Escadrille, though, as far fewer planes came back on each flight than had started out. All of the pilots in my original flight were dead but for me, and many were welcomed to the unit at breakfast and eulogized before dinner. I took to haunting the hangar, cane in hand, and even slipping into the back of briefings. Number 17 looked very sad and lonely, being pushed to the rear and out of the way of active aeroplanes, so I spent several minutes in the evenings just leaning against it and feeling the cloth of the wings and fuselage against my hands.
On the evening of the 22nd the Executive Officer arrived to tell me that my recovery was complete and that I would report for the morning's briefing prepared to fly. Crazy how my thoughts felt conflicted; I did want to fly again, even though my wound was still weeping, and yet I cherished the company of the Irish nun and didn't want it to end. I knew there could never be any romance between us, but secretly I had pretended otherwise.
It was just after breakfast the next morning that she stepped into an automobile that would carry her back to the hospital in Malzeville. I saw her from where I was at the hangars and waved to her. She did not look my way.
One of the very few regrets of my life is that she didn't, as it would have at least been a weak good-bye.
I never saw her again.
23 July, 1917
0900 hours
Briefing areaWhile we had been knocking down German planes spying behind our lines, the Hun had been doing the same to ours, and we were going to intercept the patrol that had made a dangerous habit of showing up in the same area in the early evening. Reports had put them as a flight of three.
My leg was stiff and grumbled against the pressure of pants, overpants, and boots, and I settled into the cockpit with the help of Rene feeling a little miserable. It had only been ten days, but somehow it felt foreign to me.
I took off sloppily, skidding this way and that, nearly ground looping before I had begun, and struggled to tune the engine to the proper RPM's. The rest of the flight was struggling as well, holding poor position around the lead. The air was smooth, and I frowned. These pilots were more green than myself! Our station keeping was so poor the flight leader lead us around the aerodrome, and looking back I saw one of our planes still on the grass! We crossed over, low, and seeing the cockpit was empty - it had a pilot in it not moments before - continued on our way.
Four pilots instead of five against three or more Jerries, with not enough skill to fly straight and level. I felt a sense of dread come over me.
The landmarks moved under me, and soon we were climbing over the front. I seemed even more desperate than usual, and every air burst was either too close for comfort or made the shape of an aeroplane in the distance. We crossed back over to our side of the lines, then to the German's, and the flight lead waved his hand in the attack signal.
Three Huns alright, in those wooden tubs, diving down towards us. I staggered to the right to avoid their shooting - the Hun
always shoot as they approach - and then left, turning back towards them. It was horrible. They seemed to be everywhere and nowhere at once, slashing about me, diving on me and climbing away as I spoiled their aim, and having another come from the left or right before I could take advantage.
It was a mess of confusion, and all I remember of it is snatches of machines throwing themselves about like photographs frozen in my mind.
Suddenly a German was on my tail, and turning with me despite my best efforts, his tracers narrowly missing my elevators. I was frantic with panic, not knowing how I would escape, when a flash of brown caught the corner of my eye. British scouts had joined the melee, and the Hun was forced to abandon his murder as a long stream of lead stitched across his wings.
We were saved! The tables suddenly turned, the Tommies dispatched two of the Jerries, and the third made to run away.
My senses returned, and I cut the corner on his egressing curve, firing a long burst ahead of him. I had meant it to spoil his maneuver, as he was much faster than I, but to my shock he wheeled his machine over and into the ground! Whether I had hit and killed him or suprised him to where he had lost control remains a mystery, but I whooped with relief.
A close by shell impacting the ground lifted my Nieuport with its concussion (we were that close to the ground), and I climbed as fast as I could away from it. I spotted another aircraft to my west, and after re-charging my guns, moved to intercept. Thankfully it was another Nieuport, and we circled until we had gathered the others. The British planes, however, had departed for places unknown, and were lost to the blue skies.
Near the double bridges where I had landed on my last sortie, I waved to the rest of my flight and made to fly over Malzeville. I buzzed quite low over the town, looking for the hospital, but didn't recognize it. In a most lazy manner I followed the river south towards our aerodrome.
I almost didn't spot the two German recon aircraft that had flown low in the hopes of avoiding being seen.
My track was taking me head on to them, so I decided to try the German trick of shooting from head on. The firing solution was very easy, but it was an evil fact that these two seaters also had a forward facing gun (which I didn't know), and it was only luck that kept me from being hit. Apparently my own had rang true, though, as the lead aeroplane turned to his right with steam rising thick from his radiator! Swooping low behind the second, I let a long burst find his fuselage, hoping to put down the motor, pilot, and observer. I was rewarded with them diving hard to escape, overstressing their machine and crashing into some trees.
I carefully considered the steamer that remained, coming at him from above and diving hard, shooting for the cockpit. I missed the engine and the pilot, but the observer slumped limp over his gun and slid to the bottom of the well.
Curving to the left, I dove for an attack from underneath but held my fire as I neared. The engine had stopped, and the pilot was leaning left and right, looking for a place to land. I blipped my engine, slowing until I was off of his left wing, flying as if in formation. The German divided his attention between my plane so close to his own and setting his plane down until he was committed to a large field.
His landing was very good; my own a short distance away was acceptable.
I got out of Number 17 with my pistol in hand, limping hard to the recon bird. The pilot was in the observer's position, looking at the body of his second, and didn't resist when I demanded his surrender. He climbed out of the aeroplane quite pale, and only when once on the ground glanced back at where he had been. It dawned on me at the same time that I had come to his plane across open ground from the tail while he was an arm's length from the twin machineguns that lay idle but facing me.
I had him remove his flight gear using the language of hand guns and marched him back to my Nieuport. I had him tie his hands and placed him behind the cockpit seat inside the fuselage, and warned him that I would shoot him if he did anything stupid.* Placing a couple of smallish rocks in front of the wheels, I set for engine start and worked the propellor.
The idea had been that they would be enough to hold the aeroplane for a moment after it started, and that the rocking motion of blipping the engine would free me. Instead the wheels jumped them immediately, and I almost lost the aeroplane in a pilotless crash. I made it around the wing and grasped the top of the cockpit just in time, climbing in like a trick horse rider!
My leg was wet from the exercise opening my wound and ached to the point of distraction, but I didn't care. Let them try to deny that I had shot down these planes when I present them with one of the pilots that had flown one of them!
On the way back the German reached up and touched my side once, but a quick dive followed by a roll to the right quickly quashed any ideas of heroics on his part.
I turned Number 17 about after landing and moved across the grass right up to the hangar where Rene stood waiting. He was very suprised to see that I had a pistol in my hand as he ran up to me, and doubly so when I pointed out my cargo. The German emerged looking somewhat worn from the flight, but stood tall, as if defiant. He said something about "das Commandant," and was taken away by some of our Infantrymen that served as security for us.
Almost immediately afterwards I was summoned to the Commander's office, where there was much slapping of my shoulder and incredulous looks to go with it. Indeed I was still more mad at the Escadrille's efforts to discount my scores against the enemy than happy to be in their good graces.
I was awarded an addition to my medal on the spot, though, and was certain my claims would be taken without controversy.

Dart says:
* I have no idea if a man could fit behind the seat of a Nieuport 17, or if he could if it would interfere with the elevator and rudder controls. Truthfully, I don't care - when I saw the recon aircraft conk out and land, I landed behind him and then took off again, the notion of being able to take him prisoner tickling my senseabilities.
This mission actually had ninety-nine screenies to go with it.