You MUST have sex before marriage.......because THERE IS NO SEX after marriage
That's true. We all know that the best thing to suppress a womans sex drive is wedding cake.
And you know why brides always smile so much on their wedding days?
It's because they KNOW they've given their last ever blowjobs!
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete." - The Art of War - Sun Tzu