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#2877445 - 10/10/09 07:46 PM Re: Sex before Marriage [Re: No105_Archie]
wheelsup_cavu Offline
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Originally Posted By: No105_Archie
You MUST have sex before marriage.......because THERE IS NO SEX after marriage biggrin

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#2877526 - 10/10/09 11:12 PM Re: Sex before Marriage [Re: wheelsup_cavu]
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Originally Posted By: wheelsup_cavu
Originally Posted By: No105_Archie
You MUST have sex before marriage.......because THERE IS NO SEX after marriage biggrin

hahaha


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That's true. We all know that the best thing to suppress a womans sex drive is wedding cake.

And you know why brides always smile so much on their wedding days?

It's because they KNOW they've given their last ever blowjobs!
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#2877899 - 10/11/09 04:10 PM Re: Sex before Marriage [Re: FishTaco]
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Life's a bittch when you find out your wife's is bigger than yours. What to do...what to do. biggrin

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#2877965 - 10/11/09 06:34 PM Re: Sex before Marriage [Re: Hankmc]
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#2878061 - 10/11/09 10:27 PM Re: Sex before Marriage [Re: Panther]
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Never forget the three RINGS of marriage.

1)The Engagement RING

2)The Wedding RING

And last but certainly not the least....

The SUFFERING!

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