#2702022 - 04/02/09 05:03 PM
How you know you are an old simmer
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Just a few random thoughts.
1. You know what memmaker is.
2. You remember getting excited the first time terrain was rendered with more than one shade of green.
3. Your flight sim equipment was programmed directly on the equipment, not in a windows program.
4. You thought something that came in a big box with 12 disks was something awesome.
5. You bought a computer with 320 meg HD and wondered how you could ever fill that thing up.
6. You got excited when you got a joystick with a HAT switch.
7. Making your first carrier trap involved flying your aircraft across a sea that was one shade of blue while looking for a gray speck on the horizon. That gray speck turned into a gray rectangle with a few irregular black lines across it.
8. After landing you swore that it was the most realistic experience you ever had.
9. 16 bit sound was amazing.
10. You got carpal tunnel typing in the command line to bring up your favorate game.
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#2702023 - 04/02/09 05:10 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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11. You were the first to get a Super VGA monitor.
12: The manual was in bound book form, and although you couldn't wait to read the 120+ pages, you went right to the Quick Start pullout. You saved the History/Background manual for later reading.
13: The game came with a background history, or color charts of the a/c.
14: You only had to worry about SP play, as there was no MP available. What was Multiplayer? Therefore, the game had depth to it to keep you up late at night, wondering about your next promotion, the defense of your forward lines, etc.
~Bill
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#2702024 - 04/02/09 05:12 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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Yep.
I'll add... calibrating my gameport joystick often, joysticks with trim wheels that needed adjusting too.
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#2702027 - 04/02/09 05:14 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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Man, you are not kidding. I've done and had all of those things!!!
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#2702028 - 04/02/09 05:15 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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You kids and your fancy 320MB hard drives, 16 bit sounds cards, and joysticks.
Everyone knows that real flight simulation occurred on a dual side floppy disks, beeping for sounds, and extensive use of the keyboard to fly. I know nothing of this hard drives and sound cards you speak of.
Jeez. You had it easy.
"I love senselessly patching things!"
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#2702033 - 04/02/09 05:25 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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Always trying to tweak for more available memory. "There's a memory leak in there somewhere, I know it!". Shut down all other apps. Compress disc. Start from a fresh boot. Yell "yippee!" when a proggie like Janes F-15 actually started after 15 minutes.
Rinse, spin, repeat.
Pat Tillman (1976-2004): 4 years Arizona State University, graduated with high honors. 5 seasons National Football League player, Arizona Cardinals. Forever United States Army Ranger.
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#2702034 - 04/02/09 05:26 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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1. You know what memmaker is. -- CHECK I remember having to use that for Falcon 3.
2. You remember getting excited the first time terrain was rendered with more than one shade of green. -- CHECK I remember being blown away by the multi-colored terrain in Falcon 3.
3. Your flight sim equipment was programmed directly on the equipment, not in a windows program. -- I'm a lefty so my flight sim gear consisted of a heavy ass Thrustmaster stick with the metal base and that's it.
4. You thought something that came in a big box with 12 disks was something awesome. -- CHECK I remember reinstalling Falcon 3 + Operation Fighting Tiger + MiG 29 a few times and that was over 10 disks.
5. You bought a computer with 320 meg HD and wondered how you could ever fill that thing up. -- CHECK I think my first PC (Packard Bell) had a 120 mb hard drive.
6. You got excited when you got a joystick with a HAT switch. -- CHECK
7. Making your first carrier trap involved flying your aircraft across a sea that was one shade of blue while looking for a gray speck on the horizon. That gray speck turned into a gray rectangle with a few irregular black lines across it. -- CHECK That sounds like the original Jet Fighter!
8. After landing you swore that it was the most realistic experience you ever had. -- CHECK
9. 16 bit sound was amazing. -- CHECK I remember how excited I was when I got the Sounblaster 16
10. You got carpal tunnel typing in the command line to bring up your favorate game. -- CHECK
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“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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#2702036 - 04/02/09 05:34 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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And the inevitable progression of systems.
Me: I need a new xxx PC.
Wife: What for, the one we have works fine?
Me: It won't play JetBlaster from Outer Space!
Wife: You're an idiot.
Me: I want to play Jetblaster from Outer Space.
Wife: Fine. Idiot.
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#2702037 - 04/02/09 05:34 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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My Packard Bell had 4MB of RAM. I bought 2MB addon modules for $99 each to get 8MB.
The onboard graphics chip could only run 8bit color at 800x600, and I called Packard Bell to price the addon VRAM modules wanting to get 1MB of VRAM for 16 million colors. It was a couple hundred bucks or so, which killed that pretty quick.
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#2702038 - 04/02/09 05:38 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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I remember some of the Novalogic sims. I thought those were just incredible. The helo's and the tanks, the graphics were incredible. I tried to fire up one of those tank sims a couple years ago on a legacy machine. I couldn't even tell what the pixels were trying to do to each other.
Horrible, on today's standards.
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#2702039 - 04/02/09 05:38 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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My Packard Bell had 4MB of RAM. I bought 2MB addon modules for $99 each to get 8MB.
I regret ever getting Packard Bells but they were the cheapest pc's you could get back in the early 90's and I was a poor college student so as a result, my first 3 PC's were all Packard Bells!
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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#2702040 - 04/02/09 05:40 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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And you were thankful to have them!
Pat Tillman (1976-2004): 4 years Arizona State University, graduated with high honors. 5 seasons National Football League player, Arizona Cardinals. Forever United States Army Ranger.
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#2702052 - 04/02/09 06:03 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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My first hard drive was 20 Meg and I thought I would never be able to fill it.
Hence my username - Oldgrognard.
Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
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#2702053 - 04/02/09 06:03 PM
Re: How you know you are an old simmer
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I remember dicing around in a few of the early "sims" on the C-64. I don't quite remember what my first sim was on the PC though; possibly FS3 which I remember doing on either a 286 or an older Amstrad 1640. But yeah, check all of those, except 7 - I never was any good at the final part of being a naval aviator... and it's still true today XD Ahhh, fun times, fun times. Edit: Incidentally, I think the highest amount of memory I managed to free up was about 612k; DOS 6.22 though, so there was all that DOS=HIGH,UMB stuff...
Last edited by Gopher; 04/02/09 06:05 PM. Reason: Added content!
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Exodus
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