Yeayyyyyyy, went to the local casino where Widmer Hefeweizen was 2 bucks a big a$$ glass. I had nine of em.

HA, you didn't think I could spell Hefeweizen did you. Well, untill Google I couldn't so SHUT UP!!!!


Wife drove me home. Man is she poed but I don't care. Ok, I care cause she is going to hurt me but at least I am numb until the morning comes.

You know what $ucks about going to the casino? The cigarette smoke. YOu don't even notice it until you are on the way home and you smell like some ashtray found at the local IHOP somewhere in northern Idaho. I mean my little fancy classic car shirt smells like someone snuffed out 9,372,133 Marlboros on it. I used to smoke a lot but I don't remember smelling like this. God, no wonder all my nonsmoking girlfriends used to turn away from me after I smoked my pack of camel nonfilters.

Glad I quite smoking that stuff.

Anyway, here is my semi-annual drunken rant.

1: You all are a bunch of wankers. There I said it. Even Panzermeyer. YOu know bud, one of these days you will actually meet a girl and you won't be able to post 943 times a day. I KID I KID. Seriously, none of you are really wankers except for that 20mm guy. Not even him, I met him once and while he is skinny as he!! he still seems like a good guy. I don't trust skinny people though. Most skinny guys I have met can eat all they want and never put on weight. That makes me hat them right away.

2: We need some flight sim nuts to put some more stuff out there. I am semi retired. That means I am spending more time coaching little league than flying IL2. Trust me, little league is more frustrating. We have some guys out there that like flight sims and put some really good crap out but we need more. YOu like flight sims? Can you put three words together? Then send some sh!t in. We will read it, if it works we will publish it, you will get credit. Unless I am drunk like right now we won't even put you down for it. Now if I am drunk, well, you will get all kinds of, er, constructive criticism (IE: YOU S*CK) but unless my drunk butt read it you will get all kinds of great feedback from great writers. Look at it this way, if they let a loser like me write for them their standards can't be THAT high now can they?

3. I am so proud of the way the WCE has gone. Most of the staff haven't commented on this but I am very proud of the way it has gone the last few months. When the idea was broached for the 999th time I was, of course, very skeptical. I think the term 'hell in a handbasket' was used quite a few times by myself personally. guod told me to shut up, the bastage, and went against my very knowlegeable and intelligent advice and opened up a forum for political and current events. I want to let you all know that I hate you for showing me up and by acting like intelligent adults. By going against form you all have made me look foolish in front of management and you all will get an a$$ kicking later for it. Bend over now so I don't have to make you do it later.

Ok, enough for know. Remember guod is the Devil, Stormtrooper is really a 13 year old girl and Dart plays with dolls. I of course continue to be 6'7, weigh 215 and have an 11" wang. Ok, I weigh 215, one out of three ain't bad.

I smell like smoke, need to shower and pass out. Widmer ROCKS>

Post of the new millennium!

I am not i'm 12!!

Ah, hefeweizen.

Sounds like you had a great night, Tom! Thanks for sharing your train of thoughts in such a relatively coherent manner. Kudos!

Emerald queen?

What's yr poison, other than the wheat beer?

What a laugh, thanks Tom!!

LOL

AA meets just down the hall, Tom.

But he didnt deny that he wasnt a girl sooooo

The Power of the Hefeweizen strikes again!

The word hefeweizen is rather interesting.
It is a wheat beer because it is a weizen.
Hefe means it is bottled with active yeast still in the brew-so when you drink it,you will notice it is rather cloudy.

I haven't taken a drink in several years-but boy,have I enjoyed some good brew.
You should also try:
Paulaner Salvator
Paulaner Oktoberfest
Kulminator 28
Samuel Smith's Pale Ale,Taddy Porter,Nut Brown Ale,Oatmeal Stout,and Imperial Stout
Newcastle Brown Ale
McEwen's Scotch Ale
Belhaven Scottish Ale
Chimay Ale-3 types
I could go on,but I don't want to be encouraging alcoholism...