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#2558555 - 07/28/08 02:18 PM BEAR WARNING!  
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READ AND HEED!

You've been warned!


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America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.


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#2558558 - 07/28/08 02:20 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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LOL, good one.

#2558560 - 07/28/08 02:22 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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#2558571 - 07/28/08 02:51 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: Wireman]  
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 Originally Posted By: Wireman
You don't have to run faster than the grizzly, just the other bell wearer...


LMAO! How macabre but true.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#2558577 - 07/28/08 02:59 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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In Soviet Union, the bear gets you.

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#2558584 - 07/28/08 03:14 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: PFunk]  
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One interesting thing in the SU is that "bear" is a positive word. For example here is a well known story / joke:

A bear closely follows two friends who run full speed to escape. One of them trips and falls down. The other realises the bear will be busy with his friend and knowing this buys him a few seconds to save him, he climbs high up on a tree.

At the same time, the bear reached the first friend, still lying on the ground and whipsers in his ear:
"When you search for friends, next time choose one a little less cowardly".

#2558614 - 07/28/08 04:07 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: Osram]  
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I don't believe that story for one second. Bears don't whisper.

#2558633 - 07/28/08 04:33 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: Razorback]  
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Over the hills and far away.
LOL, it says "...so you don't take them by surprise"
I know how to do that! I took my wife one time by surprise and she was not angry about it, so maybe the bear also wouldn't be angry then? \:D
Best regards, Kodiak.


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#2558642 - 07/28/08 04:49 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: Kodiak]  
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 Originally Posted By: Kodiak
I took my wife one time by surprise and she was not angry about it,


I guess it depends on what kind of surprise it is. ;\)


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#2558656 - 07/28/08 05:07 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: Kodiak]  
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 Originally Posted By: Kodiak
LOL, it says "...so you don't take them by surprise"
I know how to do that! I took my wife one time by surprise and she was not angry about it, so maybe the bear also wouldn't be angry then? \:D
Best regards, Kodiak.


Kodiak, that is because in your story, YOU are the bear.

\:\)

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#2558657 - 07/28/08 05:08 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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I'd like to be a Gummi Bear.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#2558705 - 07/28/08 06:14 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: Skater]  
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Over the hills and far away.
 Originally Posted By: Skater


Kodiak, that is because in your story, YOU are the bear.

\:\)

-Skater

Oh, I see. So if the bear would take me by surprise and I'm not angry about it, all will be okay then? \:D


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#2558709 - 07/28/08 06:18 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: Kodiak]  
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Yeah, that's pretty much it! \:D


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#2558810 - 07/28/08 08:55 PM Re: BEAR WARNING! [Re: TDog]  
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Very nice one!!


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