Mrs. Sauron and I went out for our evening walk. There were a lot of bugs out. One flew past my nose just as I inhaled. It felt like he was sucked into the intake. I blew and snorted and coughed and spat - nothing.
Then a little while later I swallowed. I distinctly felt a bug, digging in his claws and trying not to be washed down the pipe. I tried to break off the swallow in mid-gulp, but it was too late.
I swallowed an unidentified bug! Gag! Yuk! Ew!
Mrs. Sauron laughed like a crystal bell ringing, looked at me like an angel with flowing, wavy auburn hair and said, "Don't grieve about it, meat's expensive!" Then she laughed even more.
The horror! The horror!
Cheers!
Rick...
