Your a freak PanzerMeyer, but I digress.

Legend, as far as your body goes, you can either have a six-pack, or a speed-bump.
Your choice.

BUT, all bets are off when milkshakes are involved!

I usually choose good old american "chinese" food over most fast food joints when I'm looking to splurge on delicious and horrifying uber-calories. dumplings and general tso's chicken...but I don't get fried rice (see white rice saves you from your bad meal like a diet coke will save you from that big mac you just ate).

This place will make your ding dong! If ever in town, go visit.

http://www.balihainc.com/

How about doing it with a hot babe dressed in a clown costume and makeup? Does that qualify as freakish Piper?

I was about to say I never ate at a bad chinese place..then I remembered this one I went to in texarkana...I mean how can you screw up mongolian beef? It was so bad...

who is wearing it you or her? if it's just you okay...if it's just her you're a freak. If its both and it's consensual I guess it's okay.

> doing it with a hot babe dressed in a clown costume and makeup

Your freaking me out, man!

This one.

oops I think I just saw into PMs fantasy....now explain the rubber chickens...no wait don't.

Excuse me, but is this a Quinton Tarantino film - cuz it sure sounds like one.