So were gonna pick on Florida today?? Having spent most the first 50 years of my life there I'm qualified.
But I ain't even gonna go there.
I guess it's tourist Monday.
"I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know no way of judging of the future but by the past."
Patrick Henry 1775
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania.
“John has a long mustache"
BBC June 5, 1944
"There's a sucker born every minute."
Phineas Taylor Barnum