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#1714621 - 05/15/02 11:21 AM Re: Here's what happened (Continued) ****
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Folks,

Von SNAFU, DFWC:

Number one? Now that's sporting of you. My wife always seems to think of me in terms of "Number two".

I've already passed that address along for you and you should find the completed "HWH"3 graphic spinning in your mailbox within the hour.

For your added enjoyment I will also include an illustration of my new Spitfire Geronimo!. Alas, it will not show the top secret and very exclusive "improvments" still on order.

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"Blessed are they who expect nothing.
For they will not be disappointed." - Edmund Qwenn, "The Trouble with Harry"

[This message has been edited by Jolly Roger Too (edited 05-15-2002).]


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#1714622 - 05/16/02 05:11 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
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Sorry for the delay. Been up to my neck in it today. Received your hilarious emails JRT and responded to SNAFU explaining the hold up.

The hangar doors have jammed at Bad Schmelling and the ferry pilot has'nt been seen since he dated a mysterious Russian wench from the Soviet Embassy. God help him if it's Olga Krutchlegova. He will never escape from between those elephantine thighs.
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'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'

Manfred von Richtofen
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TWELVE YEARS BEFORE THE HWH MAST.

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#1714623 - 05/16/02 08:56 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
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Ok, is elephantine really a word?

Bad Schmelling !

Thanks Old Dux and of course Sir JR2.
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#1714624 - 05/17/02 01:30 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
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SNAFU,

Has it arrived at Wissant?

Forgot the ACUTO9.x8 which has just followed on by Ju52/3.


elephantine a. of elephants; huge, clumsy, unwieldly. Yeah....that's Olga alright.
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'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'

Manfred von Richtofen
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TWELVE YEARS BEFORE THE HWH MAST.

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#1714625 - 05/21/02 01:41 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
Anonymous
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Folks,

And Now For A Public Service Announcement:

Well, I've been away for five or six days and, as was reasonably expected, no one really noticed.

In fact, there seems to have been very little activity here at all while I was gone. This certainly does surprise me. Perhaps everyone ran off to the shore the same day I did? Is everyone back?

I found on my return that my e-mail was all screwed up by our ISP and all mail since last Tuesday was lost. (First Mate's House Rule: No Computers allowed at the beach house.) Most of my mail was probably from spammers anyway. Like the rest of you I get tons of it daily. If anyone here sent me anything please do repeat it.

I expected to find a story from SNAFU or Old Dux for some reason....

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"Blessed are they who expect nothing.
For they will not be disappointed." - Edmund Qwenn, "The Trouble with Harry"

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#1714626 - 05/21/02 05:50 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
Anonymous
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Folks,

Someone mentioned this story the other day and said that they remembered it and enjoyed it. It has never been posted here so I thought some of you who hadn't already might be masochistic enough to wish to read it.

Preface:

Entertainment like many other things of today's world is so individually subjective. If you have read a book and go to see it translated upon the big silver screen, you may find the film version to be less than you had imagined. A film adaptation is subject to the whims and vision of the director, producers, art director, screenwriter and finally the editors. Only rarely (there are two recent exceptions) are the author’s or the public’s pre-conceived notions regarding the appearance or the plot of the film seriously considered. TV, the other visual medium, is much the same.

No author, no matter how talented he or she is, can or should always paint a perfect photographic panorama of the world he creates. Some do try to do this. I am reminded of J. F. Cooper’s classic works where he even describes the labels on the shelves. No, much simply has to be intuitively filled in by the reader. This he or she can only do according to his or her own subjective knowledge and experiences. Only radio and a good book rely so heavily upon the rich imagination of the listener or the reader to flesh out much of what is actually going on. This makes you a silent partner with the author of the story. At the end much of what you remember was furnished entirely by your mind’s eye. It is a highly personalized experience no one can ever hope to translate to film.

IMHO, that is why, for me at least, reading a good book or story will not be easily replaced any time soon. Having said that, here is one way I think that another medium might one day be able to take us several steps beyond the so far unsurpassed enjoyment of a good read here on "HWH".


The Theater of the Mind

At this precise moment, secreted in an Alpine laboratory, sparing no expense, Steven Spielberg and Bill Gates (or someone like them) have hundreds of well paid and highly skilled German, Japanese & American scientists developing brand new, beyond state-of-the-art, family oriented theatrical entertainment equipment that includes some mind boggling VR story telling and gaming apparatus just for us. Here is what you might one day experience.

Your soft, blue-jean covered butt effortlessly sinks into an incredibly comfortable, body conforming seat that has been pre-warmed to perfectly match your own body temperature. You are seated inside a round, dimly lit, half-capsule made of an unknown (to you) metallic substance. A soundproofing curtain of ultra-thin, iridescent material slowly surrounds the capsule. What illumination there is seems to be filtering down from somewhere above you. Music is playing softly but try as you might, you cannot tell from where it comes. Your legs below the knees feel a bit chilly.

You are suddenly aware that a beautifully robed technician has entered quietly from somewhere beside you. She greets you with a nod and a perfect smile. You begin to relax. The attractive young woman begins to efficiently perform her well-practiced duties. Leaning down, she reaches across you so that you cannot help but notice the faint odor of a pleasant perfume. She places small, golden electrodes into your ears and thin, translucent cuffs lined with pliable foam rubber are clamped down softly upon your outstretched wrists and around you ankles. Opening your shirt for her you watch as she places another electrode over your heart. This is just a precaution and nothing to worry you. Another pair of golden electrodes are fitted over precisely measured spots on your temples.

You are not alarmed. You've been here before...many times before. In fact, statistics show that you probably come here again, and again, several times each week. A puff of softly scented air envelops the little room and you hardly feel the sensation of sitting in your chair anymore. No longer do you notice a chill on your legs.

The room completely darkens as the robed technician disappears somewhere behind you and all sounds totally drift away. A thin, titanium hood is slowly lowered across your closing eyes. Suddenly, all reality and disbelief is suspended. This is the theater of the future and at this precise moment you begin to experience entertainment so real, so life-like, that you can actually sustain a coronary.

And folks, it is so real because it all begins to unfold not upon a big silver screen but instead, within the tiny, intimate universe between your little pink ears. You should look for it (but not real soon). It will be coming to a theater near you.




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"Blessed are they who expect nothing.
For they will not be disappointed." - Edmund Qwenn, "The Trouble with Harry"

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#1714627 - 05/21/02 10:17 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
Anonymous
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Folks,

Well, ok, I'm trying to make up for lost time, perhaps, by posting two stories. One was written a year ago and the other is, well, just a little confection I thought of while re-reading the other one.

Namon

The perfect formation of Axis bombers seemed to stretch on behind him forever. Namon adjusted his view slightly and wondered what it all looked like now from up front. When he arrived in the front blister and reclaimed his seat on the right of the pilot he found that very little had changed. Ahead, the white, chalky cliffs of Dover seemed much closer. They rose right up out of the sea like the petticoats of some giant; all hitched up and yet still in danger of a good soaking. Beyond the cliff tops, the grassy green fields of England could be seen stretching into the mists.

There were patches of thin cloud and large shafts of sunlight were drawn through the cloudless areas to sparkle on the noses of the bomber fleet as they rumbled on toward their target. These shafts of light went on to spread a dazzle of bright little stars on the water below. Namon noticed how close they were now to the nearest bomber. He glanced at his pilot who only smiled and motioned for Namon to look.

Looking forward toward the glass nose of the bomber close beside them Namon was somehow startled to see movement. Men were moving in there. To Namon it reminded him of the first time he had held a fertilized egg up to a bright light. With delight he had seen the embryo move. Now he had known that the embryo was there of coarse and yet it somehow had surprised him to see it move. How easy it was at a distance, thought Namon, to forget that each of these whale-like behemoths carried five men. Until you got very close they were only flying machines.

Above the cloud in the bright sunlight flew the escorts. These much smaller fighters, some with one engine others with two, criss-crossed the slower bomber stream as they tried to stay with their charges. Now and then Namon lost sight of these higher ships as the brilliant sun or spotty clouds obscured his view. He would really like to get closer to the fighters today, thought Namon. Namon was about to say something about it to his pilot when lots of things began to happen all at once. The lead bomber exploded in a fireball that sent debris in all directions. In spite of himself, Namon had ducked. Seconds later the craft next to them was hit by the compression wave. Flack!

They were just crossing the coastline when all around them blossomed ugly little tendrils of smoke. There were sharp reports all around and the bombers nearest the bursts began to bounce in the ruffled air. Undaunted, on drove the bomber stream toward the target. Although Namon witnessed no more flack hits, he marveled at the courage of these men. Shortly, the flack stopped and he knew everyone in the bombers had their eyes scanning below and above for enemy fighters. They did not have long to wait.

Hurricane! Shouted Namon’s pilot. The first Hurricane tore from out of the sun above and sailed right through the neat formation to Namon’s right. Like a shoal of frightened fish or a flock of birds the bombers moved apart as Namon heard the tat, tat, tat of heavy machine gun fire. Even more British fighters struck from above to disappeared below his view. Several bombers were smoking now. Close behind the Hurricanes came the German fighters. In spite of the attacks the remaining bombers proceeded on. More Hurricanes fell like rabid wolves on the bombers. Some bombers showed signs of great damage and these began to jettison their bombs and turn for home. To Namon’s right, the bomber that had recently been so close fell away with both engines burning. As it fell over, Namon could see the bomb bay doors were open and he could even look into the wheel wells for a brief instant; then it was gone.

The target lay just ahead. Dropping out of formation, Namon’s pilot indicated that it was time for him to pick up the microphone and make the announcement. This he immediately did. “Your attention please”, he started. “If all crew and passengers will look directly ahead, and to the left you will clearly see the target of the German bombers. The target for today is an RAF airfield. Those of you who would like a historical tour of that air base directly after the bombing has stopped should move immediately to the transportation chambers. We will be transporting down in due course. Do not forget to wear the invisibility apparatus provided for all disembarking passengers. These are always found hanging to your left as you enter the transport chambers.

I have a brief reminder for all time passengers who will be continuing on with this tour of Earth’s “Battle of Britain”. There will be a multi-group tour of Winston Churchill’s underground command facilities and Number “10” Downing Street starting immediately after re-boarding. For those who are leaving us to return to your home planets, let me thank you for visiting 1940s Earth with us. It has been a pleasure to serve you. Please won’t you always remember Galaxy Time Tours for all your time travel recreational needs, and don’t you forget to recommend us to all your time traveling friends back home.

From Alpha Centauri to Betelgeuse, from the “Big Bang” to the present, from the crowning of the 1000 magical Kings of Sauradan 3 to the many deadly wars of Earth; we are always here to fill your every time travel desire. At Galaxy we truly believe there is absolutely nothing like a visit to the past to make your present more joyful and your future even brighter.

POSTSCRIPT:
I hope you enjoyed reading "Namon". Ok, it is presumptive of me at best to think that you don't already consider me more than a little nuts. Well, if as yet you do not, perhaps the following true story will tip the scale against me for sure?

I wrote "Namon" (which of coarse is "No Man" spelled backwards)thinking all the time about an experience that my wife and I had one frosty night about five years ago.

We do not often have snow here in eastern North Carolina. We seldom have temperatures that fall into the teens and never for many days at a time. Five years ago we had a freak snow storm that dumped about 18" of the white stuff on us and temps dropped well below freezing and stayed that way for a few days.

This was an occasion not to be missed so one night my wife and I donned our seldom used cold weather gear and took the dogs and ferret with us out the back door. We tramped off across the backyard like some demented versions of Sergeant Preston of the Yukon. On we trod into the glorious snow cloaked pine woods surounding our rural NC home.

The snow was deep especially in drifts and there was no wind. All was still around us and the ice-like air was clear and almost crystalline. All we heard were the barking dogs and the tramp, tramp of our own feet. Now and then the ferret would shift his weight around reminding me he was happy with my progress so far and quite comfortable in my deepest, warmest pocket.

After 20 paces I was already getting a bit winded. However as my wife whom I now suspected had been working out for weeks behind my back had not yet broken a sweat I was unwilling to admit my sudden weakness. In the light of such unexpected and totally unappreciated vigor on her part I managed on for about half an hour. At this point I was delighted to find a likely excuse to stop for a moment and catch my easily seen breath. My steamy breath, in fact, had totally fogged up my glasses to the point that I was legally blind in most states and thus had every right to stop for a moment to clear them without dread of instant ridicule from my wife whom I had every right to suspect was now a closet sherper.

The happy dogs ran on ahead. Soon we knew they were off the path we were trying to follow and we could hear them tearing off after a deer or something bigger crashing away into the distance. I thought it might possibly be a bear but didn't dare mention this to my wife as that would no doubt cause us to have to move again. The word "bear" within hearing distance of my wife would have forced us into instant action. Trudging across the snow at a faster pace albeit in the opposite direction. I therefore kept my own council hoping it wasn't a bear now as it dawned upon me that my wife and dogs could run away much faster than the ferret and I.

We were standing in a large clearing in our little forest of pines and oaks that gave us a very good view of the dark horizon only from North to South. I removed Jaydee Fidget the ferret from his bed in my coziest pocket. No need for extra weight if there was a bear on our trail thought I, feeling guilty. I let him sniff around a bit before he indicated that he thought we might be crazy and wanted back into his warm spot. Ferrets love to be cool and cool creatures they certainly are. Cold with loads of white stuff covering the ground may be something altogether different to them.

Seeing and hearing no bear, I returned Jaydee to his comfortable pocket and completed cleaning my glasses. Just as my wife and I resumed our trek across the virgin snow drifts something in the otherwise black sky caught our attention. To this day I do not know what it was. It was far away, about 2 hands high above the dark horizon and traveling fast South to North. Not a sound was heard. It passed completely across the sky and out of sight in about a minute and a half.

To me it resembled a train's passenger car passing at night when you can only make out the lit windows. Whatever it was it made no sound whatsoever and traveled very fast. No doubt there is a mundane explanation for this thing. I haven't mentioned it to many and not one of those have figured it out.

As I wrote Namon tonight, I pondered this remarkable true event in our lives and I had to wonder if there were what passes for eyes and noses in some Galaxy far, far away pressed hard against those "windows" looking down on us that cold Winter's night as we stood there in the snow with our mouths wide open and the smoke from our hot breaths suddenly halted for a long moment.

Naw! That's just too crazy, even for moi.

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"Blessed are they who expect nothing.
For they will not be disappointed." - Edmund Qwenn, "The Trouble with Harry"

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#1714628 - 05/22/02 02:00 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
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All,

My Goodness Sir JR2, Given a few quiet days at the shore where one can take in the wonderful refreshing sea air and where the mind is freed of the mundane realities of regular day to day life there appears to be no limits to what you will come up with. Your vision of what virtual reality may look like in the not so far off future was captivating. I am of the mind that your view is not at all far fetched and probably close to what will be possible. I am anxious for it to arrive indeed.

At the risk of getting waaaaaaaaaaaaay out there, I can say without reservations that I too have seen something I nor anyone else could explain in the nights sky. It came many years ago but I can see it as if it were last night. A swiftly moving object streaking across the sky at an unnatural speed and with no sound whatever. It lifted straight up from a position off in the distance, hovered for a time and then like a bullet shot from a high powered rifle screamed off into the dark.

Nice change of pace on both of your stories. It is no suprise to me that you would be the one bold enough to attempt such stories and make them work. Thanks.

It has been quiet here lately as it seems to have been across the BoB forum generally. Again, I am seeing a good number of newbies and some returning after a stint on other fronts which is great and demonstrates IMO that the crop of sims out there do not have the holding power of BoB. They look great but are less filling. Hmm, sounds like that would make a good slogan for a beer maker. Tastes great, less filling.

I have been very busy with life's demands and some pleasures such as finally getting the USS SNAFU in the water. She is clean and mean and ready for a summer of patrols from end to end of the Beautiful Chesapeake Bay.

I have managed to spent a couple evenings doing victory rolls over Wissant as I return from another successful mission over England in my lovely yet deadly Emil lovingly manufactured by the great engineer Old Dux, DFWC at the sprawling aircraft works of Bad Schmelling. Two Spits and a Hurricane since she was delivered. My BoB is now at 2 September 1940 and soon the Luftwaffe will be showered in the glory of victory over the vaunted but now severly reduced RAF. At least I think that's what's happening.

TALY HO!
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#1714629 - 05/22/02 02:59 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
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At ease men....

JRT,,
I think your absence has caused some of us to lose the will to live. However, this absence has been somewhat cushioned by your resumption, service as usual, with two great posts and stories!

Were you on vacation? Must have been hell without access to online facilities. With our pre-move activities and preparations focusing our minds on what needs to be done by August, I think we will be lucky to get any time off for a break.

SNAFU,
It gives one satisfaction to learn that the Wissant Wonder is using this most personal item of equipment to good effect eh? Three victories demand three victory tallys!
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'Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant.'

Manfred von Richtofen
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TWELVE YEARS BEFORE THE HWH MAST.

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#1714630 - 05/22/02 04:02 PM Re: Here's what happened (Continued)
Anonymous
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Folks,

SNAFU, DFWC:

Thanks for those kind words and for reading "The Theater of the Mind" and the rather fanciful "Namon".

As for our nocturnal observations, it is surprising how many folks have had such experiences as ours while wandering the earth and looking up. Many folks I have spoken with have never told a soul about their experience until I told them of mine. Afraid of ridicule, I expect. As for me, I have nothing to lose since everyone here already has every right to cast my sanity into question based upon all my previous writings.

Well, I do not presume to say what this thing we saw was or was not. That is where people often get into trouble. When they take the next slippery step from unknown object to supposed object. All I can say is that I can't reasonably explain what we saw that night.

I'm glad to hear that the USS SNAFU is ship shape and ready to resume maritime exercises with the fleet. I wish you and your family many happy hours of relaxation and fun. I too love the mighty Chesapeak. Are commercial fishermen able to harvest shellfish from there once again? I believe there was a ban some time ago due to Red Tide or something. We used to visit the Williamsburg, Yorktown and Jamestown areas every summer.

Old Dux, DFWC:

No, I was not on a planned holiday, there were some unexpected circumstances that pulled me away for several days. The weather was quite chilly and very windy at Morehead. Nevertheless we made the best of it and even got the little beach place ready for summer frolic. Our flag was flying high and snapping in the wind when we left.

You indicated that while I was away life was just not worth living, eh. I hope you never get your tongue really stuck firmly in your cheek that way, Old Boy. You'd have a devil of a time eating now wouldn't you?

I missed you fellows and the forum. And yes, it is a drag not having my daily Internet fix while we're down there on business or for pleasure. I understand the reasoning behind the ban. I even areed to it and then I reserved the right to complain about it at every possible opportunity.

Some crisp night when you're walking out under the stars you may feel a chill run up your back. Then you'll turn to see if someone behind you is watching....look up instead. Perhaps you'll see Namon?



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"Blessed are they who expect nothing.
For they will not be disappointed." - Edmund Qwenn, "The Trouble with Harry"

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