So I rear ended a car this morning. It was the beginning of a really bad day. A dwarf got out and came walking back towards me and he was really pissed off.
"I am not happy!" he says to me.
I looked down at him and said, "Which one are you, then?"
That's when the fight started.

"From our orbital vantage point, we observe an earth without borders, full of peace, beauty and magnificence, and we pray that humanity as a whole can imagine a borderless world as we see it, and strive to live as one in peace."
Astronaut William C. McCool RIP, January 29, 2003 - Space Shuttle Columbia