I went to the liquor store on my bicycle yesterday, bought a bottle of Woodford Reserve Bourbon, and put it in my bicycle basket.

Then I thought to myself, "If I fall off the bicycle, I could break my bottle of bourbon!"
So I drank the bottle before I started off on my bike.

It turned out to be the wise decision, because I fell off my bicycle about 7 times on the way home !

~Bill

In my defense, I was left unsupervised...