Jupiter Ascending (2015)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1617661/

Oh my Gawd!

I think The Wachowskis brother and sister (for those of you who do not know this already, they were originally 2 brothers but recently, one of them had a surgical procedure turning him into a female) had good intentions when they came up with the story for this movie but somewhere along the pre-production and production, their creative process and thought was lost.

This movie is a mess!

Where do I start?

The pacing of the narrative was erratic due to poor editing.

Who the heck edited this movie? Whoever the hell he or she is, he or she needs to go back to editing school.

Scenes were cut off in mid execution.

Scenes appear out of nowhere without any previous references or exposure.

Characters are shown never to be shown again. Did the Wachowski not have a continuity person?

Great actors like Sean Bean are wasted.

The story is an even bigger convoluted hot mess.

Who is who?

What are their motives?

Who is on which side?

Wait!

Aren't they all the same family?

The action sequences felt like they were just thrown in because "Yo! We have $176 million dollar budget and most of it is for CGI and SFX so let's have another cool chase in space scene. Don't want that money to go to waste, do we?"

Hey Wachowskis!

Now that you had the chance to sow your creativity oats with one movie failure after another: Speed Racer, Cloud Atlas, Jupiter Ascending, etc. etc.

Can we have another Matrix Movie?

1 out of 5