I tried to watch Mortdecai and I had to turn it off.

After the first few minutes, the mustache joke is wearing thin already and Depp's fake British accent is irritating and you also can't understand 2/3 of what he is saying because of his forced fake British accent.

I hate Johnny! He is a sorry actor who keeps getting roles that he shouldn't and he play the same role: the retarded crazy bipolar psychotic got a nut or two screwed up character role!