House of Wax (The new one not the Vincent Price one)

Huge pile of doo-doo.
Not creepy, not scary, just bludgeons you the the stupid stick from start to finish.
I'd give it 0/5 but they kill Paris Hilton and that's got to be worth at least one star.

This is Bobby Rahal, thanks for playing the trial version of Microsoft's CART Precision Racing