Movie: Banlieue 13:Ultimatum. The sequel to Banlieue 13, a Luc Besson sponsored B-movie about a nuclear bomb in dystopian Paris suburb. Lots of martial arts and parcour in a distinct French style. Good mindless fun, often described as Ong Bak meets Escape from New York.

TV: Justin's House. A tale of a hapless houseowner with an inept robotic manservant, a green fluffy monster and annoying neighbours and guests. I had to sit through it with my daughter, who finds it hilarious. http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/justins-house/