Once more unto the breach, dear Para, once more;
Or close the wall up with your Pixeltruppen.
In forums there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the Oberkriegkaboomfuhrer;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
and write up another episode
of screaming and bombsgedroppen
and suspend the fruitless cumgespurting
until the pixelwar is won!